Dwight and Barbara will be home soon and now is probably the best time for them to start re-acclimating themselves to the street slang and urban-speak used here in the good ol’ US of A. So, today I inaugurate the first lesson to give D&B some serious mad skills and street cred.

Today’s word?

comptarded

A compound of “computer” and “retarded.” Describes someone with limited computer knowledge, especially someone whose age or industry should indicate extensive computer skills.

“Kerry doesn’t even know how to send images to other people over the net; she’s completely comptarded.”